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Real Conversation Overheard Today

GIRL: (wearing some sort of xxxsmall Wal-mart or Urban Outfitters ‘Star Wars’ t-shirt, and those fucking Love Pink sweatpants) OH YEAH. I LOVE BOBO FETT, HE’S MY FAV. HE’S LIKE SO SEXY AND MYSTERIOUS, Y’KNAW?

GUY: (towering like 3 feet taller than her, sporting a fohawk and staring incessently at her breasts) Wow, you’re super into it, mmm?

ME: Gee, I hope the river isn’t frozen yet.

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